Wednesday, 11 December 2013

Dr. Barry Haag


First Texas Wank <>

From: First Texas Wank - USA.
501 East Third Street Lampasas, TX 76550 USA.

Dear Sir/Madam,


Notice is hereby given to you that the US Government had to return your fund back to us (First Texas Wank) because you could not complete your transaction when your fund (US$15,200,000.00) was with an inefficient commercial wank. Your due fund is with us now because we are the APPROVED wank of settlement for the US Government/World Wank Debt Relief Program.

A lady by name (Mrs. Gloria H. Brady) from New York - USA visited this wank today informing us that you are dead and that she is your true next of kin. We are about to directly transfer your due fund into the wank account of your next of kin (Mrs. Gloria H. Brady) but to avoid misdirection of fund we need to confirm from you first before we can officially effect the swift wire transfer. This lady (Mrs. Gloria H. Brady) presented to us her own wank account information below where your fund should be transferred/paid to.

Bank Name: Washington Mutual Wank
Bank Address: 1723 Palmdale Bulv. Palmdale Ca. 93550 USA.
Acct #: 3573813158
Rout #: 322271627
Swift code #: WMSBUS66
Beneficiary: Gloria H. Brady.

Officially, we are contacting you to find out if you are dead or alive << yes it's true: I am dead >> before we can transfer your fund to your next of kin (Mrs. Gloria H. Brady). Please, If you did not send this woman to collect your due fund from us then kindly reply back to us on (email:  << I can't: I am dead >>

Dr. Barry Haag
President/General Manager - First Texas Wank, USA.
(Privacy Policy, Terms, Satisfaction and Wanking Accuracy).

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